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Name: Ivan Braginski also known as the Russian Federation. Once known as the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Ooh how I miss those days.

Age: I look 25, but I'm about 800, maybe even 1000. It all depends on how you look at it.

Hobbies: Drinking Vodka. Making people become one with me, though I haven't done that in decades. Partitioning Poland, but it's been so long since I last did that. Planting sunflowers in Sochi and then rolling around in the petals. Visiting Yao.

Likes: Vodka. Sunflowers. China. My sisters, even if Ukraine doesn't talk to me. Scarves. Communism. Blood and Gore. General Winter.

Dislikes: Alfred. Arthur. General Winter. Ancient Mongolia. Too cold weather. Lack of Sunflowers. When Yao gets mad at me. Hang overs.

Tell Us About Yourself: I'm Ivan, the largest country in the entire world with a area space of 6,592,800 square miles. Also, my country is not all snow! Damn it, how I hate that! Just visit Sochi and you'll see! Also, I WON WORLD WAR TWO, NOT AMERICA! It makes my blood boil when people praise America for winning the war. I DID! *coughs* Anyways, I like visiting China, even if Yao doesn't want me to, but I know he loves me. What else to say? I guess that's all. COMMUNISM WAS GREAT!